Luckily those crazy kids on Facebook have been hard at work devising a very complicated set of rules for a World Cup Drinking Game. The 30-or-so rules are very Anglo-centric and the usually involve drinking two fingers of beer:
- Finish your drink as soon as Martin Corry’s nose cut opens up.
- Everytime a commentator goes over the top about Johnny Wilkinson, when he makes a regulation tackle or pass.
- If Charlotte Church is mentioned, finish your drink.
So in the interest of taking ideas and making them better the Dropkicks have made their own International* World Cup Drinking Game (the standard for each is one swig):
- Drink everytime a sub is shown on a warm-up bike
- Finish your drink if punches are thrown
- Drink everytime a presenter/commentator mentions that England are world champions
- Drink everytime a player's nickname is used in place of their real name
- Finish your drink if you catch a player crying when there national anthem is being played
- Drink everytime a Nation's "unofficial" anthem is heard or seen (The Haka, Bread of Heaven, Siva Tau, Swing Low Sweet Chariots etc)
- Streaker – finish your drink (for every security guard avoided, add 1 more)
- Drink for every scrum won against the head
- Drink for swear word mouthed by a player during the game
- Drink for every kick at goal that misses. Finish your drink if the commentators jinxed it ("He hasn't missed all night")
SPECIAL DROPKICKS RULE!!!
- If the word dropkick(s) is said by anyone, everyone must drink
"Special Dedication" drinks will also be had for impressive on-field acts (tries, tackles, 45m+ kick attempts, broken records etc).
*this means "International Drinking Rules" too, no pointing, no saying "drink" etc etc.
Also if you'd like to join the Dropkicks group on Facebook please do.
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