Worst First Pitch. Ever.

Mark Mallory, mayor of Cincinatti, throws like a ... what? Clumsy drunk?



Gotta love the umpire's reaction: "You're outta here!"

msn.co.nz sports news - still crap.

Today from from the homepage of msn.co.nz comes this bit of sports news...

Australian duo Alicia Molik and Samantha Stosur have been knocked out in straight sets in the third round of the Pacific Life Open in America.

Much as it's nearly a national duty to delight in Australian sporting defeats, do we really care that much about an Australian female doubles pair going out of some tournament in the States?