Monday, April 30, 2007

Greatly Exagerated

We are not dead, just busy busy busy.

Our Editor in Chief, Noizy, is working day and night on a large proposal for work which actually pay him money and Sideline Mike, who runs the feed, is over in England at the moment.

Regular service will resume soon, we promise.

Wednesday, April 18, 2007

England lose, un-invent cricket. World Cup thrown into chaos

From Sports Review NZ...
SRNZPA: In a bold move, England un-invented Cricket following their crushing nine wicket defeat at the hands of South Africa.

"I'm absolutely devastated" responded Malcom Speed, unemployed. "One or two results have gone against England, and they've made what must have been an extremely tough decision. We'd bought the finest around to the Carribean for a carnival of Cricket, now we've just got a bunch of guys in tracksuits buying duty free booze. It's a nightmare."

Former Cricketers may not be out of a job if Saatchi & Saatchi Chief Executive Kevin Roberts' planned breakaway sport "Loveball" gets off the ground. "Oh boy, I am super, super stoked! You guys are gonna love it! I haven't been this excited since the Gillette Fusion razor! Woooooooo! Yeah! Woooooooo!" enthused Roberts before spontaneously exploding.

Full post here...

Monday, April 16, 2007

The Dropkicks - 2007 - Episode 12

Sorry - very late this week, to the point of it now being next week already (and not in the Dropkicks time-travelling sense of next week - just late).

So, listen in amazement as we manage to make accurate predictions of the Super 14 round just completed! Wonder at our analysis of the Cricket World Cup! And be astonished at yet more feats of atheltic wonder in our Athletes of the Week!


Download Episode 2007/12.